Huawei Flaming Dragon
08/14/2025

Introduce Huawei Huǒ Long (Flaming Dragon) next-generation intelligent fridge!

Always know where you eat and where you get grocery.

Automatically order T&T sweet potato vermicelli, no consent required!

Date night? Flaming Dragon also track partner dietary habits and adjust noodle to regulate conception probability based on social credit score.

Very good with children, medium okay good with dog.

Special storage bay to keep genetically engineered virus nice and fresh. Store up to 17 virus at one time.

Multiples cameras!

Will yell at you.

NOODLE RESTRICTIONS:
Flaming Dragon allow multiple noodles, some noodle not allowed.
1. No Hong Kong noodle.
2. No Taiwanese noodle.
3. Mongolian noodle ok but must wash first.
4. Will yell if give wrong noodle.

CHILD SAFETY:
1. Flaming Dragon has powerful child safety system. Will gently re-educate child if try to eat Taiwanese-style noodle.
2. Will also yell at child.